Heart Reader

blondiesrlovely:

Everybody’s watching her – but she’s looking at you

halfelven:

car conversations so good bc of removal of eye contact expectation. let us all learn from this

genderkoolaid:

angelofthemornings:

genderkoolaid:

genderkoolaid:

like 99% of “men and women are soooo different!!!” comedy is literally just describing the experience of not understanding other people. like it’s not that women never say what they mean talking to other people is just like that. it can be hard to understand what other people are thinking. bioessentialism really rots the brain

“women will say I’m fine and then not mean it” yeah that’s something literally everybody does. is this your first time interacting with another human being my guy

this is one of the only funny responses on this hell of a post

scarletfern:

Patterson: I’m gonna ask you to be respectful here.

Rich: And I will politely decline.

stupot:

when i was a freshman in college i wanted to dress up for halloween because i thought surely college students would have the spirit. so i elected to put a whole entire Skull Kid from legend of zelda majora’s mask cosplay together and wear that fucking ensemble to college on halloween.

i step on campus and realize immediately that not one other person is dressed up. not so much as a cat ear headband. so imagine this fucking dude sitting in a class of otherwise normally dressed people looking like this. that was me. this was my 9/11

crazy-pages:

catasters:

AUDIO! ON!

(Source: reddit.com)

sleepy-bebby:

ALT

coldninjaruins-blog:

cringengl:

I’m a Mike had a crush on Luke Skywalker and Will had a crush on Han Solo truther btw

Real

neutralomensart:

neutralomensart:

Don’t worry he’s just taking his big dog to the dog park

ugh

my hand has been forced

no more “cerberus is the demon version of clifford” my friends. Clifford is a well known and NOTORIOUS hellhound.

escuerzoresucitado:

deep-space-tits:

effeminate-wastrel:

roebeanstalk:

sskyeh:

video games explaining mechanics in-canon is my favorite thing

I’m sorry but nobody does it better than MGS

profoundlyexceeded:

2/3: Cowboys

Perfectly functional and respectable workwear what do you mean

fanonical:

fanonical:

fanonical:

avatar the last airbender pirates au

the mast airbender

aang uses his airbending to boost his speed when he naruto runs

the fast airbender

aang puts on a bit of weight

the vast airbender

charlesoberonn:

scentedwonderlandpoetry:

Further new discoveries have been made on my theory.